Jokes

1) A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'

2)

a) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of the desired 'I Saw the Pope' in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed 'I Saw the Potato.'

b) In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.

c) In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan 'finger-lickin' good' came out as 'eat your fingers off.'

3)

a. a fool is a 27 story window washer who steps back to look at his work

b. if all is not lost...where is it?

c. it was all so different before everything changed.

d. its not hard to meet expenses...they are everywhere.

4) School excuse notes:

a. Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

b. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

c. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

d. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

Enjoy,

Kakiedoo

Picnik

So, I have discovered Picnik. A very cool editing program. Its alot of fun. Here is one of the photos that I have edited. I am still playing around with it and trying to figure things out so...:) I will put more on later but for now I need to go to bed...soooo.....ummm...please comment! I love comments!!!

Kakiedoo

Bergeron Visit 2005

Hello People,
So I'm really bored right now so I thought I would write a new post. I have no idea what its going to be about, BUT, it WILL be about something:) Perhaps I'll put a picture or to on....
Okay, so this is our family(minus the parents and Torie) and the Bergeron Family(minus their parents and Chloe). The Bergerons are our very close friends whom we've known for.....um.....a VERY long time...I think since I was born or before that or somewhere around there so just say about 12, 13 years....Yeah...anyways. They have 11 kids. Well, anyways...I'll go find another random picture...

This is when the Bergerons and us were playing football...same visit that the picture above was taken. Thats me and Hannah in the red. We have a tradition of matching whenever we see eachother, because we look alot alike. So anyways I guess I've found a topic. The Bergerons visit in 2005.
This is the Twins. Joseph and Jonathan. Umm.... I think Joseph is on the right and Jonathan on the left....but I can never be sure:P(Help me out Hannah!)
This is the backs of Hannah(aka my BFF:P) and I at a Christmas Craft day. Can you guess who is who??(Don't tell them Hannah!)
This is J.C., Ben, and Jaron. Ben is in the middle and J.C. is in red and Jaron in gray.

This is James, Christina and Lydia.

This is adorable little Chloe!!!!And this is Abbi. I couldn't find any pictures of Bethany and Becca but they're in the group picture.... So anyways I guess this is it!
See ya!
Kakiedoo

Puppy Pics!

Jake

Jake Again

Belle

And Jake again

Jake and Belle

Jake

Belle

Jake Again

Jake N' Belle

Belle Again


Thats all!
Kakiedoo

Jason the Hamster

America is soo doomed!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click .."?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do cows fly on GoofyAuctions.com but the cheese is green?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Kakiedoo
P.S. I hope this satisfies you Brooke!

Pics of Summit

Missy

The Guys


The Girls

J.C.

Missy playing paintball

Missy and Brooke playing Paintball

J.C. Yelling

The Tennis Warriors- Missy and Hannah Neumann

Kakiedoo