1) A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'
2)
a) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of the desired 'I Saw the Pope' in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed 'I Saw the Potato.'
b) In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water.
c) In Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan 'finger-lickin' good' came out as 'eat your fingers off.'
3)
a. a fool is a 27 story window washer who steps back to look at his work
b. if all is not lost...where is it?
c. it was all so different before everything changed.
d. its not hard to meet expenses...they are everywhere.
4) School excuse notes:
a. Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
b. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
c. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
d. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Enjoy,
Kakiedoo
